dear future husband:

today is my birthday.  yep.  pretty great.  when you give me gifts, please keep in mind how awkward i am when receiving them. no joke.  i’m way awkward.  don’t take it personally, i’m sure i’ll love anything you get me. [gag. too cheesy.]

also, i don’t like hate surprises.  so please no surprise parties.  i will be miserable if you throw one.

x leslie

dear future husband:

the world doesn’t need to know our relationship status every step of the way.  it can be official without being on facebook.  in fact, i prefer it that way.

and let’s stay away from facebook pda.  if you are thinking of me, text me that, don’t post it on my wall, cause that’s weird.

x leslie