dear future husband:
i don’t mind snoring. in fact, i kinda find it comforting. when i wake up at 3 in the morning, i will be very comforted knowing that you are right next to me snoring away.
on a side note: if you plan on going on overnight business trips or the like, i expect you to buy me a dog who will take your place as my bed companion. one of my puppies used to sleep on my pillow and snore in my ear- yes, i found it quite comforting.
x leslie
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