dear future husband:
on my computer, there is a file containing letters to future me reminding myself why none of my exes are right for me. it’s a trick i picked up from how i met your mother to prevent any emotional or physical backsliding. anyway, i can’t wait for when i can just delete those letters and replace them with a picture of us.
“Some of the biggest challenges in relationships come from the fact that most people enter a relationship in order to get something: they’re trying to find someone who’s going to make them feel good. In reality, the only way a relationship will last is if you see your relationship as a place that you go to give, and not a place that you go to take.” – anthony robbins
the other day a cute guy started talking to me on the metro. keep in mind it was packed, and REALLY hot, therefore, i was sweating like crazy.
man: it’s hot in here.
me: yeah, too hot.
man: i wish they’d let me wear shorts to work.
me: i don’t get how you guys can wear suits. i’d die. i mean, look at me! i’m sweating like a pig, and i’m in a skirt!
moral of the story: i’m awkward, but one day, someone will find my awkwardness endearing. until then, i’ll keep channeling liz lemon. [“blamo! another successful interaction with a man!”]