dear future husband:

today is my birthday.  yep.  pretty great.  when you give me gifts, please keep in mind how awkward i am when receiving them. no joke.  i’m way awkward.  don’t take it personally, i’m sure i’ll love anything you get me. [gag. too cheesy.]

also, i don’t like hate surprises.  so please no surprise parties.  i will be miserable if you throw one.

x leslie

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