dear future husband:

i don’t mind snoring.  in fact, i kinda find it comforting.  when i wake up at 3 in the morning, i will be very comforted knowing that you are right next to me snoring away.

on a side note: if you plan on going on overnight business trips or the like, i expect you to buy me a dog who will take your place as my bed companion.  one of my puppies used to sleep on my pillow and snore in my ear- yes, i found it quite comforting.

x leslie